RAMBONER

so good you'll wanna put your dick in it.

Jan 24

I Have the Most Useless Dreams.

tonight i had a dream where i went to a pool party at the house of a kid at my high school that was somehow also near a beach and another kid from my high school was making fun of me for being ugly, then ciara (who apparently is my friend) told me i shouldn’t wear a bathing suit cause i look too fat in it. then i got my makeup done by someone at smashbox who told me to wear whatever i want cause those guys are assholes. then i grabbed a bottle of cuervo and jason segel showed up and we went to the beach.

…now what the FUCK does that mean.