RAMBONER

so good you'll wanna put your dick in it.

Jan 11
panoplex:


never fashioned into a plaything
w/ its head engorged
& polished scrotum tautened.
its bad boy innuendos became encrusted
with conflict freed Swarovski.

lol LaTasha N. Nevada Diggs’ poem King Sani, the Mystical Crotch

“Er…Er…I want to see Mr. Dalton.” sounds about right.

panoplex:

never fashioned into a plaything

w/ its head engorged

& polished scrotum tautened.

its bad boy innuendos became encrusted

with conflict freed Swarovski.

lol LaTasha N. Nevada Diggs’ poem King Sani, the Mystical Crotch

“Er…Er…I want to see Mr. Dalton.” sounds about right.


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